We are all guilty of running to Google for answers frequently...let's face it, it's a lifesaver. I like to think that my Google searches are somewhat normal and sane. I cannot, however, say the same about the people who do keyword searches that lead to my blog. It's part hilarious, part unreal.
Let's review the top 10 keyword searches for my blog, shall we?
1) "Pee in pants fails" - why yes, I did share a story once about peeing in my pants and failing at trying to cover it up. I was in first grade. That makes it okay.
2) "Impurity and lust" - really? I try to avoid this...really, I do.
3) "What does a Stepford wife look like" - certainly not me, since I rarely cook or shave my legs. : )
4) "Go to bed" - is that an order? And why would you Google that?
5) "Wife yelling at husband" - hey now, I don't yell. I go silent and pout. I'm mature.
6) "Ate until I couldn't move" - oh yes, I have been there. Usually daily. Email me, friend.
7) "Cute men eating pizza" - let's leave my husband out of this, okay? I know he's cute.
8) "I have wrinkly hands" - I do. I'm not ashamed. It's called nursing and way too much handwashing.
9) "Google random things and see what comes up" - this blog is random, that's for sure. Maybe you should find something more productive to do with your time. Just sayin'.
and the best one ever.........
10) "Learn how to work a pole" - hear ye, hear ye...in my defense, my husband is a fireman and one time (just once!) I posted about sliding down the pole at his station. Geeze Louise. Nothing gets forgotten on the internet.
With my blog bestie Michaela!
Have y'all looked at your keyword searches yet? If not, I highly recommend it. They are pretty hilarious! And actually pretty scary, thinking that those people function in the world. Yikes.
64 comments:
Bwahahahaha!!!!!! That is awesome!!! I'm totally going to look at mine!! (: Thanks for the laugh, great start to the day.
Hahahahhaaha this makes me want to look at mine now!
These are hysterical!
Haha - this is GREAT!
My search term of the day is "Grandpa loves wine". Hmmm, I love my Gpa and I love wine, but not sure about the both of them together!
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Jenna
haha i seriously laughed out loud to some of these ;) great post meg!
Too freaking funny! I've been meaning to do a post like this for a really long time, but I haven't gotten around to it. Hope you had a great weekend, Megan!
hahahaha, this is pretty hilarious!
"Ate until i couldnt move" Lol!!!! Sounds like me!
hahaha! I love this! "Learn how to work a pole"! I must do this!
how do you find these?? someone told me "google analytics" and I still didn't find anything!! instructions puh-leasee! :) PS as a fellow firefighter wife... the pole thing is HILARIOUS. [our hubbies know how to work it better!]
Now I am totally curious what my top word searches are?
Bahaha - those were ALL so funny! I've checked mine before and they aren't that funny yet-- I hope I get some good one soon ;)
As for now, I'm gonna read up on how you work the pole ;)
definitely been there with #6 too ;) i wonder if anyone who searched these still reads your blog? they may not have found what they were looking for, but that would be awesome if they do :)
You are too funny! I can't wait to see you when you come to this little town!
what a great start to my Monday morning!
I always think these search word posts are so funny...who comes up with this stuff!?
Too funny!
omgoodness - i laughed so hard reading some of these. i just get a plain jane "navy wives" and that is how people find my blog. ho hum!
Those were soo funny to read! Gave me a good laugh on my Monday morning. Hope your Monday is full of laughs too! :)
Seriously... I get searches all the time of "hot guy in tap out shirt" "hot guy with hat on backwards" "hot guy with sunglasses" Yes, yes, my husband is hot and he is usually wearing 1 (if not all 3) of those things in my pictures. But why are girls looking that up?
One time my blog pulled up when someone searched "I need help. I'm going to kill myself." That one ruined my whole week. I seriously felt ill for the rest of the day after I saw that :(
Tooo Tooo funny! I adore the fact that you can laugh at yourself though. So cute!
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Yeah these are weird sometimes. What's funny is one day I decided to google a few of the words and didn't come up with my blog. oh well... maybe I didn't google right... lol :)
HAhahaa....This is hilarious...you little pole dancer. Love your responses. Classic!
If it makes you feel better, I also had an accident in 1st grade...during SHOW AND TELL!!! I didn't blog about it though, that's weird... ;)
Haha, these are too funny!
hahaha this is awesome! I need to look at mine. lol. so funny!
This is HILARIOUS!!! I need to figure out how to check mine out. Miss you, friend! Emailing you this week!
I don't get why such random things pulls up our blogs!? So weird!! Thanks for the laugh. Have a great day!
bahaha I love looking at mine, I'm always like "what the..." lol
hahahaha that's hilarious!
Someone got to my blog trying to find "sloppy but cute hairdos". Sounds about right.
Hahahahaha I'm laughing so hard, those are crazy things they searched for!
i just left a comment...and then blogger said conflicting edits and it deleted it. RAWR! anyway it went something like this:
1) impressive sliding down poles in dresses!
2) pouting and going silent is my go-to way of being like "HEY IM MAD PAY ATTENTION TO ME" haha i can relate!
3)eat until i cant move. my middle name
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These are hilarious! How do I find them on my blog? =)
hmm, I don't have any fun search keywords :(
(I totally don't shave my legs either - once a week if Ken's lucky)
These were hilarious. I've searched but haven't in awhile, maybe I'll get on that soon enough to see the crazy or boring keywords. haha
I know a leading one for me is 'in the stars' which is really funny its one of my most popular posts when it has nothing to do with astrology.
Emily at Amazing Grapes
hahahah I love this! some of mine are dr seuss wall decals-no idea where that came from, 29'' sink, good thought about your love-ok I like that one, I ii be ok-uhm? vegas bachelorette-I have neither of those in my blog! this is my fav-women are so spoiled! haha this ones odd-and then waking up and not- interesting my other ones I like-be faithful and be patent god is with you, wife standing for marriage
don't think mine are as funny as your but they are funny to look at!
Hahahaahahhaahah. Hilarious. I love seeing what people search for to get to my blog. It's too funny, sometimes.
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Bahaha! This is a hilarious post! I can't believe some of things people search on google.
Most of my hits are pregnancy related. Some are pretty sad, like "huge pregnant lady" haha.
Gotta love google searches! These are all seriously hilarious! People have too much time on their hands!
LOL! Love the 'stripper pole' one!
I had someone google about my husband too! Back off ladies!
I didn't even know it was possible to look at your key words. Maybe there are other pop tart lovers out there?! I go silent and pout too. Thanks for the chuckle!
Haha. Love the searches.
Yay for firefighter wives :) I haven't met very many (actually, I think only one aside from you) through blogging so it's very nice to meet you. I'm hoping to start nursing school SOON so hooray for nurses as well !! Thanks for comin by my blog. Definitely following you now.
so interesting! thanks for this..I am going to try and see what I get.
Haha! These always crack me up! I especially love the last one. ;)
I was too afraid of heights to slide down the pole at Josh's station! The thing is made to wiggle back and forth & it just freaked me out!!!
Hahahahaha...I haven't done this yet, but I'm going to have to after reading yours. Wow people. Especially about the pole...I can picture some weirdo expecting to see some exotic pole dancers and then they see you two sweet girls fully clothed and smiling. So there!
hahaha this just made my day! google analytics is so darn entertaining sometimes! :)
Seriously, these are always Hi-larious!!! I had one once that said "Al Bundy Life Quotes" baha!! Seriously doubt I have ever discussed Al and Peggy on le blog!!
Very funny! How do you look this up? I have no idea how to see my keyword searches!?
Thanks to this post I've just looked at mine, although there aren't many, there is one that says "making love in fields of clover", that's certainly not something I write about, I think it's amusing none the less. =P
Beth
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Ha Ha- You should have knew that you could NEVER post about sliding down a pole and it not get googled a billion times. There are too many crazies out there LOL!!!
This is too funny :)
Some of those are pretty hilarious.
Hahaha!!! Love this.
Sooo crazy what brings people to your blog. It kinda makes you (me) wish you could meet these people and ask them why haha.
I love looking at my google analytics, they're hilarious! My hands are getting wrinkly too, and I always eat until I'm miserable!
Oh my gosh Megan, those are so fantastic. I am so glad you made sure that you will remember them by posting about them- those are too good to forget!
hilarious!! i have looked at mine before...and i went back and reworded what i said!!! :)
this is so funny!!! how do i see mine?!
i have wrinkly hands, too... ive never realized, but it probably is because i wash them a ridiculous amount.
At least your blog didn't show up when someone googled poopy girl, girl peeing, and birthday spankings for all..
Haha I already incorporated my key word searches into my S&A! It's so funny!
Oh man I am laughing so hard at the pole one! I bet that was NOT what they expected to find! :P
I am also impressed at you sliding in the long dress. I am sure that if I tried that it WOULD lead to ripping, and possibly me falling onto the ground and breaking my legs. :/
The most recent strange search terms on my blog were
- deep fried cheesecake
- unimpressed face
- budgie underwear
Also quite a few earthquake related ones, which I guess makes sense.
I love this post!! That totally cracked me up so much! I can't wait to check mine out!! :)
Those are some really odd search trails to your blog, missy! What the what?! Hahahaha!
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