So unfortunately for my poor husband, he is having to suffer through watching The Bachelorette with me each week. Normally I would probably get annoyed at his constant talking/making fun, but even I have to admit that this season has been a little bit...boring. So he makes it pretty fun.
I started taking notes of some of his comments during the show and I decided to share with y'all. If you don't watch the show, sorry, you won't get them. If you do, I hope you enjoy. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
"Way to make us all feel totally uncomfortable with that terrible kiss. Get out." - about Doug
"Are these guys really serious when they cry as they're leaving? They barely know her."
"Does he have on skinny jeans and pawpaw slip on shoes?" - about Jef
Emily: "Jef has fun with anything." Hubs: "Yeah, because he's twelve."
"What is so fascinating about walking into some dadgum library?"
"This is creeping me out. They aren't even looking at each other. They are talking with puppets."
"Oh look, there just happened to be a blanket in the library they stumbled upon."
"The things these guys say better be scripted. Or they are pathetic."
"Oh my gosh, you woman. Quit crying. He's got a quivering lip and everything." - about Chris at the rose ceremony
"Where are the men who don't cry?"
"Wow, that's a hideous dress." - about Emily's rose ceremony dress
"I'd punch him in the mouth right then for doing that." - about Chris asking to talk to Emily during the middle of the rose ceremony and then getting a rose
And that's just the ones that I remembered to take note of. The hubs is a hoot.